The Whilibarjs of WHOREAL have been summoned to council. Thus far, it has been a round with large power blocks and complicated NAPs. We are bored.
After thorough testing in the Alphas, we figured we’d take on the burden of educating some of the more primitive alliances around. But it seems like SOL and the Romanian Federation found others to tussle with, and we applaud them for their valor in finding much smaller alliances to prey on. Even the Uniao Portuguesa, moronically convinced to fight an alliance full of new players, managed to amass a few point of combat score.
So we looked for other pupils that we could educate. We find it to be our burden, as older players skilled in the arts of chaos and flaming, to produce other degenerates. And behold, a beautiful possibility presented itself:
Could this be? An alliance double our size had not a point of combat experience? We were disappointed to say the least. If only there were some sort of sign from the Eldritch Gods that we must educate these savages.
[BORG] Scrughat: lol. We like DalCom …and u are living far away of our quadrant if the Gal. Hugs to Zeb
Oh no. No that won’t do.
Thus, we have opened a new WHILIBARJ BATTLE SCHOOL FOR THE TERMINALLY CRAVEN, specifically for BORG in order to more properly educate them in combat. We understand this may be difficult, as Scrughat has been vocal on the Discord chat proudly boasting about valiantly fleeing all combat:
[BORG] Scrughat: [Cracker] thinks he can control and dominate others, enforcing us to fight becouse we dont have combat score. So what? Who cares? F U!
Should BORG wish not to fight us, we understand. In which case, we will allow you to keep your precious 0 Combat Score on the following terms:
- 103 planets in galaxy 1 of WHOREAL’s choosing will be paid in fealty. All population and fleets will be removed.
- Members of BORG will compose a ballad, to be performed live, of the greatness of the Whilibarjs
- BORG will then disband
- You accept that you will receive a failing grade for this semester
Fail to accept these terms, we shall forcibly civilize your pathetically developed planets.
School’s in session.